BLOCKA

A WELCOME TO

BLOCKA

What is Blocka?
An Introduction

People are always saying to me,
"Stefan, is there a term or concept which effectively links the following fascinating human physical characteristics?

1) A massive face and head
2) Big facial features
3) A very deep and/or gravely voice
4) The most Leathery skin (can be acne/chicken pock scars or general wear and tear)
5) Very bronzed skin
6) Large hair which is coarse and white/grey
7) Gnarled hands and forearms"

And I say to them,

"Yes, of course, the term or concept which you are looking for is 'Blocka'"

'Blocka' is always an adjective and never a noun - it enables you conveniently to compare and contrast celebrities such as George Peppard and Lee Marvin and it gives you a yard stick by which to judge your friends and aquaintances.

What 'Blocka' means.

If an individual has one of the 7 characteristics listed above then you can say that they have a blocka hair or face or voice etc.

If they have 4 or more of the characteristics then you can realistically describe them as being blocka.

For Example: Blocka Personalities

a) James Earl Jones has a very blocka voice.
b) F. Murray Abraham has the most f*cking blocka face.
c) The mature Roy Scheider has the most blocka sun tan.
d) George Peppard has a very blocka hair.

Lee Marvin
is
blocka

I hope that you can make use of this convenient term in your day to day affairs.

Please feel free to feed back to me with any salient observations.

Kind Regards Stefan

Favorite Links

World Wide Web page for Clint - a Blocka Hero
Click here to go to the Clint Site

Boots-Boards-Beer Home
Click here to go back to the start page

Complete Skier
Here is a link to Complete Skier site

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